Clean paint and tasteful modifications	Stickers, huge wings, and yellow trim.
Fast American cars.	Riced out American cars
Fast trucks	Loud exhaust doesn't make a fast truck.
American muscle cars commanding respect on the street.	People who think Grand Ams, Berettas, etc are sports cars.
Clean, polished red tail lights	Clear tail lights.  Who started that fad?
Smokey and the Bandit	The Fast and the Furious
Dual exhaust with quality mufflers	Coffee can tailpipes on foreign cars
Blacked out trim	Chrome wheel well moldings
Great suspension	Overdriving your suspension
Cruising slow in a fast car	Driving fast in a slow car to keep up
Running 12's on street tires	Running 13's on slicks
Not having car payments	Having car payments
GM High Tech Performance	Turbo and High Tech Performance
Weld Pro Stars and wide tires	Wire wheels with 13" tires
The 2003 Mustang Cobra	Paying $35,000+ for a Mustang
Cool fiberglass hoods	Driving around with your hood off
Not racing against cheap foreign cars	Trying to race American Muscle in a 4 cylinder
Muscle trucks	Low riders

Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the creation of this list. These are purely light hearted opinions and should be taken with a grain of salt, or salt substitute if you are on a low sodium diet.  If you are offended, sorry.